Your eyeballs are not ready for the horrors within the Cats trailer

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Screenshot: Cats
Behold…a cinematic adaptation of one of the most dizzyingly atrocious musicals of all time. Tremble…at the very famous people transformed, via some Cronenbergian VFX wizardry, into animals of the feline persuasion. Bear witness…to the horrors of the unnatural feline-people as they sing and dance for your entertainment. Vomit not…for you surely cannot afford a new MacBook in this economy. Yes, dear reader, the time has come: The first trailer for Cats, directed by Tom Hooper (of all people), has arrived, boasting performances (-ish?) from such well-paid actors as Idris Elba, Dame Judi Dench, Taylor Swift (because of fucking course), Ian McKellen, James Corden, and Jennifer Hudson.