A round-up of faux-gayness

By Steven Hyden | January 23, 2007 | 8:04pm

Aux Features Newswire

According to TV Guide.com, FX's little-loved new drama Dirt should get a lot more interesting for chronic masturbators with DVR access. TV Guide has "learned" that star Courtney Cox will make out with special guest star Jennifer Aniston in the season finale March 27. Aniston plays a rival editor of Cox who blah blah blah seriously, she totally gets it on with Monica! No word on whether the stunt was preceded by chanting and a round of Jell-O shots.

In other faux-gay news, Idolator discovered a Christian website that outs a number of supposedly homosexual bands. Usual suspects like The Village People, Queen, and Scissor Sisters make the list, but so do a score of headscratchers: Ghostface Killah, Eminem, Jay-Z, and DMX. (Morrissey is of "questionable" gayness.) But, hey, if this is what it takes to get kids to stop listening to Nickelback and Hinder, so be it.