A scientific inquiry into the number of s'mores the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's body could create
If only Ray Stantz had thought of giant graham crackers and chocolate bars, too

When Gozer The Gozerian was defeated after taking the dread form of a towering Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, the ancient god of destruction’s avatar exploded into a massive shower of melted sugary goop. Noting, as we did when watching Ghostbusters as kids, that the Marshmallow Man’s innards look pretty tasty, Mel Magazine has taken the logical step of asking a mathematician to calculate exactly how many s’mores these delectable monster-innards could create.
After establishing that, somehow, there wasn’t a clear answer to this pressing question available on the internet already, writer Brian VanHooker decided to bring his query to Nottingham Trent University mathematician James Hind. Working from the (Ghostbusters bonus features-provided) knowledge that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man “is precisely 112.5 feet tall,” Hind was able to start in on a process that involved breaking the creature down into sections that allowed him to create a volumetric marshmallow model.