Displaying the same bluntness with which he conducts all his personal business and storytelling, director Brett Ratner waxed the Brett Ratner version of romantic on G4’s Attack Of The Show, telling his side of a longstanding rumor involving former co-host Olivia Munn. That rumor (as first laid out in Munn’s rambling collection of showbiz anecdotes and sexy pics, Suck It, Wonder Woman!) has to do with an unnamed director who Munn said once whipped out his penis and masturbated in front of her, all while eating shrimp smothered in cocktail sauce with his other hand—shrimp that, Munn points out, made the size of the director’s penis suffer in comparison. Many people began speculating that said director might be Brett Ratner, despite the fact that it suggests Brett Ratner is capable of doing more than one thing. So Munn’s ex-partner Kevin Pereira asked him to comment. And oh boy, Ratner did, owning up to getting intimate with Munn in appreciably Ratner fashion: