Displaying the same bluntness with which he conducts all his personal business and storytelling, director Brett Ratner waxed the Brett Ratner version of romantic on G4’s Attack Of The Show, telling his side of a longstanding rumor involving former co-host Olivia Munn. That rumor (as first laid out in Munn’s rambling collection of showbiz anecdotes and sexy pics, Suck It, Wonder Woman!) has to do with an unnamed director who Munn said once whipped out his penis and masturbated in front of her, all while eating shrimp smothered in cocktail sauce with his other hand—shrimp that, Munn points out, made the size of the director’s penis suffer in comparison. Many people began speculating that said director might be Brett Ratner, despite the fact that it suggests Brett Ratner is capable of doing more than one thing. So Munn’s ex-partner Kevin Pereira asked him to comment. And oh boy, Ratner did, owning up to getting intimate with Munn in appreciably Ratner fashion:
I used to date Olivia Munn, I'll be honest with everyone here. But when she was 'Lisa.' She wasn't Asian back then. She was hanging out on my set of After the Sunset, I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn't know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.
Yes, leave it to Brett Ratner to find a way to ruin shrimp. Anyway, you can watch the whole thing yourself in the video below. (The good stuff starts around 3:45) [via Gawker]