Alec Baldwin isn't horny enough to be mayor of New York
Alec Baldwin has spent the past year or so gracefully backing out of things: 30 Rock, Men In Black III, the Emmys, Rock Of Ages (though he changed his mind, possibly regrettably), his Twitter account, the implicit contract between airline and passenger, etc. But now Alec Baldwin is backing out of a commitment that only he himself seemed to take seriously—namely, his possible candidacy for mayor of New York in 2013. With the deadline looming to launch his campaign, Baldwin let slip on his “Here’s The Thing” show for WNYC, after director Stephen Daldry kidded that the whole show was just a springboard for his political career, that he’s out of the hypothetical race. “I’ve lost my appetite,” Baldwin said before adding, “Plus the people that are running for mayor—I know this is terrible—I look at them and I don’t see myself in that crowd. They’re like a guy on a date that you can tell he just can’t wait to get his hand up your blouse before even the lights go out in the theatre. They’re all just so horny for it. Horny for their own ascension.”