It's nearly summer, a season marked by rooftop parties, BBQs, drinks made in blenders, and crappy new TV shows that are only worth showing when every other thing on the air is a rerun. Anyway, here's a quick rundown of the ads for some of the new shows, complete with some alternate eye-catching taglines. NBC's Windfall
Actual Tagline: "Money Changes Everything" Alternate Tagline: "Luke Perry's Lack Of 90210 Money Changes Everything" Alternate Tagline 2: "Money!!! (Also Luke Perry)" USA's The 4400
Actual Tagline: "Taken For A Reason. Returned With A Purpose" Alternate Tagline: "Science Fiction? Probably." Alternate Tagline 2: "Numbers Don't Lie (Or Reveal Anything About The Premises Of TV Shows" MTV's The Hills
Actual Tagline: "This Is LC's Chance To Make It All Happen In The One City Where They Say Dreams Come True" Alternate Tagline: "OMG!! Hills!!" Alternate Tagline 2: "Dreams. LC. City. Hill. Watch. Paint. Dry." E!'s The Simple Life: Til Death Do Us Part
Actual Tagline: "Hide Your Husbands. Lock Up The Kids. Paris And Nicole Are Moving In" Alternate Tagline: "Why Does This Keep Happening?" Alternate Tagline 2: "Nothing Means Anything"