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Amy Winehouse cancels the rest of her comeback tour, obviously

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Having perhaps gotten around to checking out the videos on YouTube, Amy Winehouse has followed her disastrous showing in Belgrade by canceling the remainder of her European dates, a 12-stop comeback that was meant to be a show of strength for the supposedly rehabbed singer—sort of like when Teddy Roosevelt launched the Great White Fleet tour of 1907, if some of the battleships had gotten drunk and randomly wandered off into Serbia. Winehouse’s management issued a statement saying, “Everyone involved wishes to do everything they can to help her return to her best and she will be given as long as it takes for this to happen.” So probably don’t camp outside any venues or anything.