The cover story of the current issue of Us Weekly is a hard-hitting, thorough investigation into the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes baby mystery. How do I know it's a hard-hitting investigation? This serious graphic of a tiny magnifying glass and fake case folder with accompanying paper clip:
Sample of the investigation: "As one shopgirl [in Telluride, where Cruise's family has a house] tells
Us, "Tom and Katie have been out a lot, and nobody has seen Suri. It's weird."
There you have it, straight from the mouth of some unidentified store clerk in Colorado: the fact that no one has seen Suri is "weird."
Keep sleuthing, Us!
