With Selma Blair recently swept up in America’s retro craze for Charlie Sheen being awful, Anger Management now needs a new female lead who cannot help but be irresistibly drawn to Sheen, for that is what is written in the script. And so the show has issued a casting call for a “gorgeous, sexy” new psychiatrist character to join Sheen, specifying that qualifying candidates must be preferably Caucasian or Latina, shorter than Sheen’s 5-foot-9, and—redundantly—full of the desperate career ambition and utter self-loathing required to work alongside Charlie Sheen on a show premised on rewarding his massive sense of entitlement.