Animaniacs: “Pavlov’s Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But The Tooth” & “Meatballs Or Consequences”/“A Moving Experience”

Episode 18 marks the first time Animaniacs hasn’t kicked off with a Warners sketch, and it consequently feels a little… off. This will happen a couple more times before we’ve finished making our way through the first DVD volume—including a completely Warners-free episode, which is simultaneously exciting and terrifying—but it results in a particularly wonky first episode this week. Not only do Pinky and The Brain take the marquee spot with a somewhat slight entry, but the episode is packed to the gills beyond that, also featuring the first Chicken Boo sketch, a tower escape and re-entry gag from the Warners, a Wheel Of Morality, and a very odd, ugly-looking Warners short in which Yakko, Wakko, and Dot don’t appear until nearly a third of the way in. That’s a lot for an episode that clocks in at 21 minutes, and gives the 18th episode a sort of smorgasbord feel, consisting of warmed-over leftovers paired with weird bits and bites intended to round things out into a full meal. It’s not exactly satisfying, and it leaves a kind of weird taste behind, but there are still a handful of delightful moments to be had.
Helping cohere this unwieldy episode somewhat is the Russian backdrop that binds together the two main sketches (three if we assume that Chicken Boo-ryshnikov shares his namesake’s country of origin). In “Pavlov’s Mice,” the country’s crown jewels are the focus of Brain’s scheming, which has been conveniently moved to the year 1904 in order to accommodate the conceit that obtaining the crown jewels of Russia will somehow lead to world domination. (Brain’s vague plans always remind me of this classic Sidney Harris cartoon.) Also conveniently happening in Russia around 1904: Ivan Pavlov’s experiments with dogs that led to the concept of classical conditioning, a convoluted, complex series of developments that is winnowed down to its bare basics for the sake of some slapstick in this short. Rather than studying the gastric functions of dogs, the Pavlov of the “Pinky And The Brain” universe seems mainly concerned with getting mice to perform parlor tricks, having conditioned Brain to sing “I’m A Little Teapot” at the sound of a gong and Pinky to perform a wacky trepak whenever a bell rings. Factor in Brain’s newest invention, the Vacuuminator—a modified French horn that allows the mice to escape their cage and will theoretically suck up all the crown jewels the czar has carelessly left lying about—and a total lunar eclipse over St. Petersburg, and you have all the makings of a typical bungled Brain plot. It’s not bad, but it’s pretty obvious where this plan is headed from the first time Pinky starts wildly flailing about, and it’s never as satisfying to see Brain fail as a result of wacky slapstick as it is to see him become the victim of his own hubris, as in “Win Big” or “Battle For The Planet.”
“Nothing But The Tooth” also involves Russian czars and hubris, but it’s not clear that it involves the Warners for way too much of its short runtime. There are hints, of course: the tower-escape gag that precedes the short, the narrator stating the year and setting in the same sort of voiceover heard in the other history-based Warners shorts. But the first two-and-a-half minutes or so are devoted to a very cartoonish retelling of the supposed manipulation of Czar Nicholas by the “Mad Monk” Rasputin, who is cast here as a spoiled child using his psychic abilities to get Nicholas to give him a puppy and appoint people “the secretary of cheese” and “the keeper of the lint.” The lack of any familiar faces combined with the middling animation of Akom makes the first half of “Nothing But The Tooth” feel like a cast-off from ’80s-Saturday-Morning-Cartoonland, not a part of one of the best cartoon series of the ’90s. Once the Warners show up, playing professional Shriners/amateur dentists brought in to help Rasputin with a toothache, things settle into a more familiar rhythm, with sight gags and puns a plenty. (My favorite: Yakko offering to “deaden the pain with a little Anastasia,” prompting Dot to tell the camera, “Obscure joke, talk to your parents.”) But though they play a part in Rasputin’s demise, yanking his teeth out so he can no longer hypnotize the czar, the skit’s conclusion centers on… Rasputin’s puppy, who can talk now because he’s wearing the Rasputin’s old teeth? It’s a very weird ending to a very weird short, and not that good weirdness Animaniacs is capable of pulling off in its best moments.