April 4, 2007
I'm a 22-year-old male from Canada, in a long-term relationship. The sex is fantastic, we've always been GGG, and our bedroom habits include talking dirty and light bondage, which she loves. However, my girlfriend sometimes complains that I "degrade" her in the bedroom, and she thinks this is representative of a larger lack of respect for her. I'm very respectful outside the bedroom: I buy her flowers, I write to her when she's away, and I make sure to treat her friends well. But she constantly accuses me of infidelity, despite the fact that I am and have always been completely faithful. How do I prove to my girlfriend that she's important to me, and get her to chill out?
Constantly Being Evaluated
You don't, CBE, because your girlfriend isn't interested in proof of your fidelity or of her importance to you. Jesus Christ himself could appear floating in a cloud of aborted fetuses at the foot of the bed and tell your girlfriend Himself that you're good and true and faithful. But it sounds like your girlfriend prefers things the way they are now: You indulge her kinks during sex, she feels guilty after sex and shifts all responsibility to you through accusations of disrespect, and she makes you feel miserable and insecure by pretending that she's miserable and insecure. It's how she controls you.
You really only have two options, CBE. You can dump her now, or you can call her on her bullshit by saying something like this: "Look, if the kinky sex makes you doubt my feelings for you, let's not have kinky sex anymore. And if the flowers, notes, fidelity, and respect, to say nothing of the way I treat your friends, lead you to believe that I'm cheating on you, honey, then I'm prepared to stop buying you flowers, stop writing you notes, start sleeping with other people, start ignoring your friends, and generally treat you like shit. Is it a deal?"
Women's rape fantasies come up pretty frequently in the column, but men's rape fantasies don't come up so much. I am a mid-20s straight woman who dates a lot. Even though I occasionally fantasize about being raped and I make it perfectly clear to the men I date that this is just a fantasy, I am creeped out by the fact that some of the men I've dated have fantasies of raping women. Do you think that's unfair?
Double Standard
Yes I do, DS. Women who open up about rape fantasies—with their partners or in letters to skeezy sex-advice columnists—are always quick to include a qualifier along the lines of "this is just a fantasy," making it clear to all that they are not interested in actually being raped. Well, just as a woman can have rape fantasies without wanting to be the victim of an actual rape, a man can have rapist fantasies without wanting to commit an actual rape. And really, DS, where would ladies with rape-victim fantasies be without men with rape-perp fantasies?
What do you say on the "morning after" to friends you've slept with drunk that you would not sleep with sober? Say you pretty much blacked out and have little recollection of the sex, but they are joyful and thinking this is the beginning of something special. You, on the other hand, want to crawl out of your skin, shower until they are gone, and forget what you do remember. What do you say to them without hurting their feelings? Any advice?
One Too Many