• aux The Daily Mail blames Google for Piers Morgan's limp "results" By Andrew Paul April 22, 2021 | 7:29pm
• tv America's MAGA Uncle, Mike "MyPillowGuy" Lindell, accepts Jimmy Kimmel's invitation onto his show By Andrew Paul April 22, 2021 | 4:48pm
• aux NASA just flew a drone on Mars, presumably annoying nearby Martians By Andrew Paul April 20, 2021 | 7:43pm
• aux The livestream launch of the MyPillowGuy's "free speech" social media site is a glorious disaster, everyone By Andrew Paul April 20, 2021 | 4:18pm
• aux Nevada's state legislature is well on its way to banning decorative lawns By Andrew Paul April 15, 2021 | 7:28pm
• film Steven Seagal is a rotten potato person who runs like an incontinent toddler with noodles for arms By Andrew Paul April 15, 2021 | 4:21pm
• aux Facebook somehow believes its new "video speed-dating" service won't end in abject, bigoted failure By Andrew Paul April 13, 2021 | 8:12pm
• aux Pranksters stole historic Confederate monument and threatened to "turn it into a toilet" By Andrew Paul April 13, 2021 | 7:24pm
• aux Cast the 7-Eleven monitor lizard in the MonsterVerse, you cowards By Andrew Paul April 9, 2021 | 6:52pm
• aux Saddle up, y'all! The QAnon "Patriot Roundup" conference trailer is here and you have to see it to believe it By Andrew Paul April 8, 2021 | 10:26pm
• aux Superman's Action Comics #1 debut sells for a record $3.25 million By Andrew Paul April 8, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux Digital artist painstakingly breaks down why our state birds suck By Andrew Paul April 6, 2021 | 7:12pm
• tv After a nearly three decade voyage, Plucky Duck has finally made it to Happy World Land By Andrew Paul April 6, 2021 | 5:05pm
• film Did The Rock and Vin Diesel hate each other's candy-ass so bad they filmed a Fast 6 scene separately? By Andrew Paul April 1, 2021 | 7:03pm
• aux Welcome to the Resistance, British police dog By Andrew Paul April 1, 2021 | 5:15pm
• film '90s movie theaters had all those outer space-themed carpets because you're disgusting By Andrew Paul April 1, 2021 | 4:12pm
• aux Read This: Japan is too fluent in conspiracy theories to fall for QAnon's tricks By Andrew Paul March 30, 2021 | 11:00pm
• film Henry Cavill does not like being reminded he's a "Very Large Man" By Andrew Paul March 30, 2021 | 10:01pm
• aux Realtor for sports goth paradise will neither confirm nor deny owner's vampirism By Andrew Paul March 30, 2021 | 6:39pm
• aux Why are people mistaking what is clearly an alien for a ghost in this security cam video? By Andrew Paul March 25, 2021 | 5:45pm
• aux Okay, fine, we admit Dana Carvey's Joe Biden impression is pretty spot-on By Andrew Paul March 25, 2021 | 3:19pm