Cast the 7-Eleven monitor lizard in the MonsterVerse, you cowards

This, however, is actually a water monitor. Photo: Stock
Godzilla Vs. Kong came out last week, and you know what? It’s not half-bad, all things considered… and for those of you who think it’s more than half-bad (say, “three-fourths meh,” or even a shocking “seven-eighths unsatisfactory”) there’s always the ol’ Snyder Cut approach. Regardless of your opinion on the latest kaiju brawler, however, we think most everyone can get behind one of the more creative marketing stunts we’ve seen in years: setting a giant aquatic reptile loose in a Thai 7-Eleven.