• aux Read This: Dad bemoans his children as fake geeks By Randall Colburn May 3, 2017 | 5:08pm
• aux Watch a New Zealand court listen to “Lose Yourself” in polite, awkward silence By Randall Colburn May 3, 2017 | 4:03pm
• aux How to make an edible version of Homer Simpson’s moon waffles By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 8:53pm
• aux God bless this Instagram account full of carefully hidden dildos By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 7:58pm
• aux Surprise birthday idea: Hire an orchestra to play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 7:50pm
• aux Fyre Festival’s pitch deck somehow does not include FEMA tents and feral dogs By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 4:30pm
• aux Here’s the Hook trailer recut as a horror movie By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 3:55pm
• aux Jeffrey Tambor’s kids couldn’t care less about his book, interview him anyway By Randall Colburn May 2, 2017 | 3:32pm
• aux Sci-fi’s troubling trope of serving up hot adult women with the minds of children By Randall Colburn May 1, 2017 | 9:11pm
• aux This happy version of “Hurt” is somehow even more bleak By Randall Colburn May 1, 2017 | 7:52pm
• aux Those creepy nuclear test videos now have a gorgeous synthesizer soundtrack By Randall Colburn May 1, 2017 | 6:05pm
• aux “Oh, hi Mark Hamill”: Tommy Wiseau comes to Star Wars By Randall Colburn May 1, 2017 | 4:07pm
• aux “Spellfucker” is a wonderful tool for destroying the English language By Randall Colburn April 28, 2017 | 3:54pm
• aux Read This: Psychologists explain why Alex Jones keeps tearing off his shirt By Randall Colburn April 27, 2017 | 4:51pm
• aux They did some disgusting stuff to make the sounds in Fight Club By Randall Colburn April 26, 2017 | 5:54pm
• aux Terrifying invisible snakes are everywhere, probably By Randall Colburn April 26, 2017 | 5:24pm
• aux The full story of the horrible YouTube family that abused its kids for yucks By Randall Colburn April 26, 2017 | 5:03pm
• aux This is why you never fry gnocchi By Randall Colburn April 25, 2017 | 7:00pm
• aux ’90s Battletoads commercial shows heyday of ethical games journalism By Randall Colburn April 25, 2017 | 5:50pm
• aux Write your very own Nickelback song with this handy tutorial By Randall Colburn April 25, 2017 | 4:08pm
• aux Read This: The inside stories of the Clinton campaign are dark as hell By Randall Colburn April 24, 2017 | 7:45pm