Articles by Randall Colburn
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aux Mean dad photoshops daughter into dangerous situations to frighten grandma
By Randall Colburn April 14, 2017 | 5:18pm
aux Little girl dragged in circle by merry-go-round in perfect metaphor for life
By Randall Colburn April 14, 2017 | 1:57pm
aux We’re sorry, but here is a furless Tickle Me Elmo
By Randall Colburn April 13, 2017 | 3:36pm
aux Australian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
By Randall Colburn April 12, 2017 | 7:13pm
aux An exhaustive, by-the-numbers guide to the Fast And The Furious franchise
By Randall Colburn April 12, 2017 | 7:00pm
aux These hyper-realistic Ren and Stimpy masks are hyper-disgusting
By Randall Colburn April 12, 2017 | 5:45pm
aux The DuckTales theme was not meant to be performed by actual animals
By Randall Colburn April 12, 2017 | 2:08pm
aux Let’s scrape together The Shining epilogue that Stanley Kubrick destroyed
By Randall Colburn April 11, 2017 | 8:22pm
aux How has It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia stayed funny for so long?
By Randall Colburn April 11, 2017 | 6:29pm
aux Guy eating photo of Jason Segel every day almost dies eating photo of Jason Segel
By Randall Colburn April 11, 2017 | 5:22pm
aux All of the Dr Pepper knockoffs gather for a deranged family photo
By Randall Colburn April 11, 2017 | 5:03pm
aux There’s an insidious undercurrent to the popularity of unboxing videos
By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 8:31pm
aux An investigation into what movie monsters would actually sound like
By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 7:09pm
aux Friendly reminder that you might eat a pigeon if you ride a roller coaster
By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 5:12pm
aux Read this savage review of an unfathomably expensive Parisian “gastro-palace”
By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 4:34pm
aux Sarah Michelle Gellar and Lin-Manuel Miranda became internet friends
By Randall Colburn April 7, 2017 | 9:48pm
aux HBO gathers all of its characters together just so John Oliver can make fun of them
By Randall Colburn April 7, 2017 | 5:13pm
aux Watch classic movie scenes get totally ruined by bad sound effects
By Randall Colburn April 7, 2017 | 5:03pm
aux This image of Putin is illegal in Russia, so don’t distribute it
By Randall Colburn April 6, 2017 | 5:01pm
aux Watch The Rock analyze his own subpar acting debut in The Scorpion King
By Randall Colburn April 6, 2017 | 4:39pm
aux Here’s everything you need to know about the 7 living American generations
By Randall Colburn April 6, 2017 | 3:58pm
