• aux Oh jeez, some runaway monkeys (temporarily) stole a bunch of COVID-19 samples By Reid McCarter May 29, 2020 | 7:23pm
• aux Watch this: A virtual tour of Second Life's top brothel By Reid McCarter May 29, 2020 | 5:29pm
• aux Let's take a look at what David Lynch is working on today By Reid McCarter May 29, 2020 | 3:48pm
• aux LG Poland apologizes for ad showing how good its phone is at taking upskirt photos By Reid McCarter May 28, 2020 | 4:08pm
• aux You can now buy a mansion that includes a little subterranean goblin town in its basement By Reid McCarter May 28, 2020 | 3:13pm
• aux Oh cool, Amazon is dictating the local news now By Reid McCarter May 27, 2020 | 4:15pm
• aux "Punk kid" airs commercial asking boomers to call into his advice hotline By Reid McCarter May 27, 2020 | 3:02pm
• aux Only the absolute coolest will be able to pull off the COVID-19 party suit By Reid McCarter May 26, 2020 | 5:14pm
• aux Priests now shooting (water) guns at babies and food By Reid McCarter May 26, 2020 | 3:26pm
• aux Metal drummer doesn't find Satan "quite as cool" as he used to after COVID-fueled hell dream By Reid McCarter May 22, 2020 | 3:11pm
• aux Watch Zack Snyder get roasted by a comedian who fails to realize he's talking to a famous guy By Reid McCarter May 22, 2020 | 2:22pm
• aux Childhood dream of turning pickup truck bed into swimming pool dashed by reality By Reid McCarter May 21, 2020 | 5:58pm
• aux At long last, the Buffy intro has been recreated with stock art By Reid McCarter May 21, 2020 | 3:23pm
• aux Maryland bar respects social distancing by getting its patrons to wear inflatable rubber tables By Reid McCarter May 20, 2020 | 4:40pm
• aux You can now just go and pay interior designers to make your Animal Crossing homes nicer By Reid McCarter May 20, 2020 | 4:00pm
• aux Who needs Zoom when you can have conference calls in Red Dead Redemption 2? By Reid McCarter May 19, 2020 | 5:37pm
• aux The world's coolest house has been discovered in Pittsburgh, is now up for sale By Reid McCarter May 19, 2020 | 3:28pm
• aux Snoop Dogg on Frozen's "Let It Go": "I had to come sit in my car and listen to this shit, man" By Reid McCarter May 18, 2020 | 6:55pm
• aux Animal Crossing musicians give remote performance dressed in very convincing human skin suits By Reid McCarter May 18, 2020 | 4:22pm
• aux Jesus, this graduation speech from Nebraska senator Ben Sasse is just terrible By Reid McCarter May 18, 2020 | 3:13pm
• aux Pour one out for the people living through quarantine with ghost roommates By Reid McCarter May 15, 2020 | 4:38pm