Ben Affleck couldn't leave the Criterion Closet without a copy of Armageddon

Mr. Affleck asks the right questions: Criterion, when is the 4K coming out? 

Ben Affleck couldn't leave the Criterion Closet without  a copy of Armageddon
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Across Criterion’s 15-year run of Criterion Closet videos, very few, if any, entrants have mentioned Criterion #40. It’s all Renior this and Fellini that, but when we get down to it, how could none of these artists, celebrities, and random cultural weirdos not grab a copy of Michael Bay’s Armageddon, Criterion’s long-out-of-print release from 1999? Not only does the thing come with a director’s cut of the film, an essential essay by film professor Jeanine Basinger, and a gag reel, but also Ben Affleck’s infamous commentary track. Though Affleck recently expressed shock over his sarcastic commentary from 25 years ago, when the fresh-faced 26-year-old Oscar winner recorded it, today, he’s leaving the Criterion Closet wondering where the 4K is.

Criterion released Affleck’s visit to the Criterion Closet today, and he didn’t miss his chance to highlight what he calls the best work of his career. No, not his performance as moon driller A.J. Frost, but his commentary on the movie. “I was surprised when I heard Criterion was doing Armageddon,” Affleck says in the video. “I didn’t think of it as that kind of movie when we did it. And in retrospect, now, I feel like maybe my best work in my career is the commentary on this disc.”

Affleck describes how often people ask about his recorded remarks, during which he questions the film’s logic of sending oil-riggers to space instead of training astronauts to drill. The actor-director believes the track has lingered “because I didn’t know any better than to be really honest. It is an achievement that I am proud of.”

Sadly, Armageddon is still out of print, so whatever copy Affleck popped in his bag is a collector’s item that could fetch upwards of $13 on eBay. Armageddon isn’t the only Michael Bay film in the collection. Criterion #108, The Rock, is also out of print. Nevertheless, Affleck has the same question as the rest of us regarding Armageddon: Criterion, when’s the 4K coming out?

Check out Affleck’s Criterion Closet picks below. Come for the Armageddon talk, stay for his Spicoli impression, which is awesome. Totally awesome.

 
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