Blumhouse’s They/Them teaser isn’t the summer fun safe space Kevin Bacon promised
Let's just hope the campers of They/Them have a cure for the summertime blues

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Carrie Preston as Cora Whistler, Anna Chlumsky as Molly, Boone Platt as Zane, Kevin Bacon as Owen Whistler Photo: Josh Stringer (Blumhouse)
Hello, muddah. Hello, faddah. Here we are at Kevin Bacon’s weirdo conversion camp for LGBTQIA+ teens. Formerly the playground of neo-conservative ideas and reductive sexual anxieties, the campground slasher movie is getting a modern makeover courtesy of Blumhouse, which loves nothing more than to hide a satirical backbone to their horror offerings. Picking up where the Friday The 13th series left off, They/Them, cleverly pronounced “they slash them,” is giving you yet another reason to avoid, um, conversion therapy? As if anyone needs another reason.