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The FTC turns its watchful eye toward YouTube
By Drew Gillis August 28, 2026 | 12:37pm
Great Job, Internet!: MapQuest continues cartological defiance to let users rename Lake Ontario
By Dennis Perkins August 28, 2026 | 12:00pm
Six Flags putting the brakes on monster rollercoaster after a series of injuries
By Jarrod Jones August 28, 2026 | 9:58am
Emma Thompson wrote a Nanny McPhee musical
By Drew Gillis August 28, 2026 | 8:38am
Bill Gates has concerns about all this AI stuff
By Drew Gillis August 27, 2026 | 9:41am
Rupert Grint will be Ron Weasley again on Broadway
By Drew Gillis August 26, 2026 | 11:31am
You can now spy on your kids in their Uber because you love them
By Dennis Perkins August 25, 2026 | 3:19pm
Reggie Watts dropped from Comedy Bang! Bang! intro, multiple festivals after abuse allegations
By Dennis Perkins August 24, 2026 | 3:45pm
Meta files patent to suck last ounce of joy out of basic human interactions
By William Hughes August 22, 2026 | 12:57pm
TikTok agrees to pay $400 million to the government to settle child privacy lawsuit
By William Hughes August 21, 2026 | 8:32pm
YouTube starting to play hardball to keep Netflix from poaching its posters
By William Hughes August 20, 2026 | 8:41pm
Jason Kelce promotes mailing pee to data centers, Liquid Death
By Drew Gillis August 19, 2026 | 10:35am
Jordan Firstman takes "found family" very literally in first Club Kid trailer
By Drew Gillis August 19, 2026 | 8:00am
X's algorithm effectively ragebaits Democrats
By Drew Gillis August 18, 2026 | 1:35pm
Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen's 10 Things I Hate About You musical sets Broadway opening
By Drew Gillis August 17, 2026 | 12:43pm
Defeated Trump resorts to sub titling the Kennedy Center instead
By William Hughes August 13, 2026 | 7:03pm
PBS station locked out of archive due to cloud company chicanery
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 12:23pm
2,000+ gamers supposedly recruited for air traffic control work
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 10:51am
Kennedy Center owes $250K to musician it failed to sue
By Drew Gillis August 12, 2026 | 9:40am
Meta ruled a "public nuisance," ordered to pay $567 million
By Drew Gillis August 7, 2026 | 12:36pm
Regional Rocky Horror director self-cyberbullied to avoid cast, say cops
By Drew Gillis August 5, 2026 | 3:18pm
Bowen Yang will make Broadway debut in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis August 4, 2026 | 11:06am
YouTube bans several ASMR creators over accusations of "sexually gratifying" content
By William Hughes August 1, 2026 | 4:40pm
Madison Square Garden now suing Wired over its surveillance reporting
By William Hughes July 16, 2026 | 11:01pm
Mrs. Lincoln's play will come to screen with Oh, Mary! live film
By Drew Gillis July 15, 2026 | 2:03pm
Andrew Lloyd Webber calls out "crisis" on Broadway as Jellicle Ball closes months early
By Drew Gillis July 14, 2026 | 12:05pm
Dwayne Johnson sounds genuinely bummed Kevin Hart is too busy to play Odd Couple with him
By William Hughes July 11, 2026 | 5:04pm
Meta successfully shamed out of its terrible "remix total strangers' Instagram photos with AI" plan
By William Hughes July 10, 2026 | 8:17pm
Instagram about to start letting internet randos "remix" your photos with AI
By William Hughes July 8, 2026 | 5:29pm
Dolly Parton's life story will say hello to Broadway in December
By Drew Gillis July 7, 2026 | 9:31am
Tim Heidecker's "real" InfoWars informs America that Alex Jones has "popped like a balloon"
By William Hughes July 2, 2026 | 9:24pm
The Onion 's InfoWars relaunch kicks off with cash for the Sandy Hook familiesBy Drew Gillis July 2, 2026 | 9:10am
Adrien Brody's art finds ideal home in Times Square Raising Cane's
By Drew Gillis June 30, 2026 | 1:10pm
Mark Zuckerberg thinks Meta isn't doing enough to cater to gambling addicts
By William Hughes June 27, 2026 | 4:17pm
Wayne Brady explains why La Cage Aux Folles ' book doesn't need to be reimagined
By Drew Gillis June 26, 2026 | 3:30pm
Pranksters successfully trick DuckDuckGo's AI into telling people Trump died of rabies
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 8:09pm
Comedian Mark Normand admits he just made up a story about Netflix trying to censor him
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 5:50pm
Lin-Manuel Miranda's Warriors musical coming out to play on Broadway next year
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 9:43pm
Madison Square Garden not beating "surveillance state" accusations by keeping dossiers on anti-surveillance activists
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 4:52pm
Joseph Gordon-Levitt addresses the "Peter Thiel secret society" in the room
By William Hughes June 20, 2026 | 5:31pm
Comedian Carlos Mencia arrested on charges of felony tax evasion
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 10:30pm
Hey, c'mere, your old buddy Chris Pratt wants to tell you all about America's "constitutional values"
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 9:45pm
Great Job, Internet!: There is a beautiful cultural exchange happening at the World Cup
By Drew Gillis June 17, 2026 | 11:12am
Elephant pisses irony all over Texas GOP convention
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 5:10pm
50,000 people watching livestream of workers preparing to strip Trump's name from Kennedy Center
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 4:08pm
Hadestown moves from theaters to cinemas this summerBy Drew Gillis June 9, 2026 | 11:49am
All of the winners at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis June 7, 2026 | 7:19pm
Google throwing an extra billion dollars a month at SpaceX to feed its AI addiction
By William Hughes June 6, 2026 | 2:00pm
Woman successfully nabs religious exemption from using AI at work
By William Hughes June 5, 2026 | 7:14pm
Hasbro to finally fulfill humanity's dreams of being stuck on hold with an AI Mr. Potato Head
By William Hughes June 3, 2026 | 9:45pm
White House proves it can even make "aliens.gov" depressing
By William Hughes May 29, 2026 | 12:42am
Big day for incurious saps as ChatGPT adds "connect your bank accounts" functionality
By William Hughes May 15, 2026 | 6:19pm
Mel Brooks donates his archives to the National Comedy Center
By William Hughes May 14, 2026 | 8:15pm
Meg Stalter to don Mrs. Lincoln's bratty curl wig in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis May 13, 2026 | 12:20pm
All the nominations at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis May 5, 2026 | 9:25am
Tim Heidecker reveals God and Satan have teamed up to help him take InfoWars
By William Hughes May 2, 2026 | 12:10pm
Joy-hating judges once again delay The Onion 's InfoWars takeover
By William Hughes April 30, 2026 | 9:06pm
Great Job, Internet!: Enjoy this needlessly thorough analysis of Beast Games season 2
By Drew Gillis April 28, 2026 | 12:25pm
Leah Remini asks the TikTok children to please stop running into the Scientology building
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:56pm
YouTube re-bans influencer Clavicular
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:15pm
Meta is cutting 14,000 jobs and using the survivors as AI training dummies
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 7:41pm
The Onion has InfoWars , hopefully for real this timeBy Drew Gillis April 20, 2026 | 2:00pm
It doesn't sound like opting out of Meta's, Google's, or Microsoft's tracking does very much
By Drew Gillis April 14, 2026 | 12:07pm
John Wilson gets Zohran Mamdani to narrate (another) video about scaffolding
By Drew Gillis April 10, 2026 | 12:11pm
Great Job, Internet!: Watch this extensively researched history of Black women on reality TV
By Drew Gillis April 1, 2026 | 2:16pm
Happy Feet tap dances toward a stage adaptationBy Drew Gillis March 31, 2026 | 4:10pm
Mariska Hargitay is Broadway's next Daniel Radcliffe
By Drew Gillis March 30, 2026 | 4:04pm
Aging cable TV company wonders if it should get into this "podcast" thing it's been hearing about
By William Hughes March 27, 2026 | 4:21pm
Wikipedia officially bans AI-generated content
By Drew Gillis March 26, 2026 | 3:25pm
Meta hit with 2 legal defeats in 2 days (UPDATED)
By Drew Gillis March 25, 2026 | 10:41am
OpenAI’s Sora is headed to that great data center in the sky
By Matt Schimkowitz March 24, 2026 | 6:17pm
Microsoft acknowledges that, hey, maybe Notepad didn't need AI integration
By William Hughes March 21, 2026 | 4:13pm
Google's AI might rewrite this headline
By Matt Schimkowitz March 20, 2026 | 3:17pm
Jeffrey Epstein now referenced in The Book Of Mormon
By Drew Gillis March 20, 2026 | 11:15am
U.S. government registers "aliens.gov" domain, which is pretty good as distractions go
By William Hughes March 18, 2026 | 7:55pm
Trump is swapping out the puppets "in charge" of his Kennedy Center playhouse
By William Hughes March 13, 2026 | 9:11pm
Maya Rudolph is our next Mary Todd Lincoln
By Drew Gillis March 12, 2026 | 9:49am
Grammarly ditches "Expert Review" after expert rebellion and class action suit
By Matt Schimkowitz March 11, 2026 | 6:00pm
Quentin Tarantino's new play gets a title and premiere timeline
By Drew Gillis March 11, 2026 | 9:33am
Maybe the Ellisons can make "laying off thousands of workers apiece" a family bonding thing
By William Hughes March 10, 2026 | 6:14pm
Great Job, Internet!: ContraPoints goes deep on torture porn and the Saw movies
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 3:33pm
YouTube now allows politicians, journalists to request removal of AI deepfakes
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 1:03pm
Grammarly's AI is recruiting writers, alive and dead, whether they like it or not
By Matt Schimkowitz March 6, 2026 | 7:00pm
Supreme Court blocks another bid to copyright AI art
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 5:16pm
MrBeast is bringing his trustworthy smirk to financial services
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 4:25pm
Substack to make it easier than ever to gamble on anything
By Drew Gillis February 20, 2026 | 9:54am
Great job, Internet!: George Lucas' long-lost arena stunt show, Super Live Adventure , strikes back
By Matt Schimkowitz February 16, 2026 | 5:30pm
Happy Valentine's Day: The Olympic Village has already run out of condoms
By William Hughes February 14, 2026 | 12:20pm
Great Job, Internet!: WeRateDogs breaks down Ring's consent-manufacturing Super Bowl commercial
By Drew Gillis February 11, 2026 | 12:00pm
Chris Fleming's first HBO special is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 10, 2026 | 1:09pm
A Practical Magic musical from Norah Jones is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 9, 2026 | 9:44am
International Olympic Committee hopes the Americans won't be booed
By Drew Gillis February 6, 2026 | 2:20pm
Great Job, Internet!: Finally, a Wikipedia meant for doomscrolling
By Drew Gillis February 3, 2026 | 2:15pm
xAI is hiring the world's most overqualified "AI writing" babysitters
By William Hughes January 31, 2026 | 5:05pm
Great Job, Internet!: A Melania-based erotic horror parody book is cleaning up on the Amazon charts
By William Hughes January 30, 2026 | 9:21pm
Darren Aronofsky, Google DeepMind, and Salesforce proudly present an AI-merican Revolution
By Matt Schimkowitz January 29, 2026 | 6:22pm
Rachel Dratch, Harvey Guillén, Juliette Lewis among cast for Broadway's Rocky Horror
By Drew Gillis January 29, 2026 | 11:42am
Amazon accidentally spoils own layoff news
By Drew Gillis January 28, 2026 | 10:02am
Pinterest plans for more AI, fewer employees
By Drew Gillis January 27, 2026 | 12:29pm
Read this: This Alaska college student eats AI art for lunch
By Matt Schimkowitz January 23, 2026 | 5:51pm
TikTok has finally managed to sell itself [UPDATED]
By William Hughes January 22, 2026 | 9:24pm
Vince Gilligan, R.E.M, 700 other artists sign open letter condemning AI "theft"
By Drew Gillis January 22, 2026 | 10:47am
Patagonia tries to find politest way possible to sue drag queen/environmental activist Pattie Gonia
By William Hughes January 21, 2026 | 7:48pm
Great Job, Internet!: "Cow Tools" finally came true
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 12:32pm
Move over Naked Cowboy, Magic Mike is coming to Times Square
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 11:41am
Wikipedia intends to make some money from AI scraping its website
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 12:18pm
George R.R. Martin plans to kill more and different characters than Game Of Thrones show did
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 11:24am
The original Star Wars characters are coming to Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland
By Garrett Martin January 14, 2026 | 2:30pm
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