In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winners of the last two contests, well sort of: The most-liked of the Jack Reacher captions violates our don't-be-too-crude rule, so we're calling that a no-contest. (You can go over there and read it if you'd like.) For the Parental Guidance caption, the winner is Citric, who gave us the very clever "Noooo mommy! I don't want to be in an Oscars opening montage!"