The Golden Girls turns 31 tomorrow, and while the ladies themselves are obviously ageless, it only seems right to mark the odd-numbered anniversary somehow. Oh My Disney has stepped up to the plate with a Golden Girls-themed rap that pays tribute to the four iconic pals and confidants. From “Dorothy on the track with the savage comebacks” to “Blanche: Southern Belle doing well, landlord adored, every man under her spell,” rapper Nyiko (who is a synth-pop artist most of the time) salutes Miami’s four most eligible roommates.