Although flagship series The Apprentice is on the wane, its Celebrity counterpart saw a slight rise in ratings last year—thanks in no small part to the life-or-death drama of eventual winner Bret Michaels, but also because Cyndi Lauper is a loudmouthed crazy person. And judging by the recently announced stars of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump is sort of stacking the deck in that last regard: Gary Busey, LaToya Jackson, and Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath are all in contention this year, with Busey squaring off in weekly double-headers with Jackson to see who can be the most divorced from reality, and with the increasingly manic McGrath to see who most resembles a walking embolism.