Dave Hill is the host of WFMU’s The Goddamn Dave Hill Show, and he’s also a frequent guest on Comedy Central’s @midnight, for obvious reasons—he’s a quick wit. That talent comes through as Hill visits Pick A Choice, where he mulls the pet-care skills of Morrissey and Kerry Washington. It’s not all fun and games, as Hill has a new book to sell—Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore—and as long as he’s in promotional mode, he also has a few kind words for our sponsor. More than a few, actually.

In each round of Pick A Choice, our guest draws two cards from a deck filled with famous names (both real and fictional) and one card from a deck of scenarios. Then it’s time for the guest to decide who they’d rather pick in the given scenario. For instance, would Tip O’Neill or Peter O’Toole be a better choice to console you after a bad breakup?

If you haven’t seen previous installments of Pick A Choice, click on a link to see them.