Das Racist kicked out of England

Indeed, it’s possible that the UK didn’t appreciate Suri’s recent tongue-in-cheek wish to “start dressing more like a British colonialist in a red coat and maybe lighten my skin with that money.” But it’s more likely the UK fear the firebrands behind “Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell” applying their knack for sharp consumerist critique to their own foodstuffs—which they then proceeded to do by relating how they were "held in a room with books, prayer rug and compass, television and remote, and these horrible sandwiches (cheese and onion, egg and cress, etc.). Also, “digestive biscuits’ along with Walker’s crisps (Salt & Vinegar, Salt).” British cuisine, you just got Das Racisted.

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