Content that ABC’s Desperate Housewives will have absolutely exhausted every last storyline and shred of goodwill by the time it wraps this spring, creator Marc Cherry promised that he had no plans to revive the show with a feature film once it’s finally off the air. “Boy, after eight years, I think we’re done,” The Hollywood Reporter quotes Cherry as saying at yesterday’s TCA panel, Cherry apparently breaking the news to the saucer-eyed, trembling-lipped boy who was the only person in the world pure enough to believe that a Desperate Housewives movie would be worthwhile, despite its considerable tumble in ratings and appeal. Sensing that this news had shattered the boy's heart and left him vulnerable to the darkness, Marcia Cross unhinged her jaw and swallowed him whole.