Do not rap about Lindsay Lohan or she will sue you
Courtroom specter Lindsay Lohan continues to haunt the halls of justice, most recently filing a lawsuit against rapper Pitbull and co-songwriters Ne-Yo and Afrojack, seeking unspecified damages for characterizing her as a person who has been to jail, when she is, in fact, a professional actress, designer, and devotee of charitable causes. Lohan’s lawsuit stems from a line in the single “Give Me Everything,” which contains the couplet, “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” In addition to challenging the notion that tiptoeing has any discernible effect on one’s rhyming skills, Lohan’s representatives say the lyrics are clearly “destined to do irreparable harm” to Lohan’s reputation, which was impeccable until this.