Eric Schaeffer, the monumental ass behind such deplorable shit as the Eric Schaeffer-bangs-a-supermodel vehicle Fall and the Elle MacPherson-and-Sarah Jessica Parker-fight-over who gets to bang Eric Schaeffer romantic comedy If Lucy Fell, has inexplicably been given yet another opportunity to afflict himself upon an unsuspecting public in the form of Failure To Fly, a Schaeffer vehicle co-created by the multi-talentless douchebag.