It used to be that people with severe, debilitating depression would stay in bed all day under a pile of blankets, hoping to generate enough warmth to penetrate through the thick, numb layers that encase their bodies like so much cold concrete. But in today's fast-paced, work-a-day world, what severely depressed person even has time to stay in bed all day beneath a pile of blankets? People today have to work–or at least sit upright–despite their depression, but they still want to retain that cocooned-with-my-own-hopeless-lethargy feeling. The solution? The Snuggie–a wearable blanket that allows you to literally wear your depression on your giant, cult-robe-like, polar fleece sleeves!