The NCAA Men’s and Women’s Division I basketball tournaments are officially underway, and off to a rousing start. This means thousands of sports fans are huddling around their televisions with tons of beer and chicken wings over the next two weeks. We invited ex-competitve eater and human garbage disposal Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti to teach us how to tear through a basket of chicken wings the right way—or wrong way, depending on how you were raised.