John F. Schaffer (Stan)Gioia Marchese (Ann)Christina Diaz (Mary)Adam Lamb (Bill)Todd Patrick Breaugh (Mr. Frankle)Joanne Baron (Shelly Frankle)Nikoe Sasaki (Smoking Girl)David Jay Barry (Dr. Roopenian)Will Tiao (Raul)Lucas McFadden (Young Stan - 8 yrs. old)Justin Scimone (Young Stan - 12 yrs. old)David Michie (Nick)Stefanie McCall (Nurse)Clinton Max Raley (Ronnie)Scott Vinci (Store Clerk)Giuseppe Alu (Paramedic #1)Richie Brand (Stunned Party Guest)John Buckley (Ronnie's Friend)
Stan likes Mary. Ann likes Stan. Mary likes Nick and Nick likes Nick too. Mr Frankle likes Ann, but not in a good way. Stan still likes Mary, and Ann still likes Stan, but now Stan thinks he has Herpes.