In today’s breaking news: Cigarettes can kill you, the sky is blue, and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are bad for you. In fact, according to an interview on Medical Daily, pediatricians now claim that spicy snacks like Flamin’ Hot Cheetos send multiple children to the emergency room each year. This comes as a shock to the many people who assumed the “Flamin’ Hot Seasoning” (aka “maltodextrin, salt, sugar, monosodium glutamate, yeast extract, citric acid, Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5”) was a perfectly fine product to consume in mass quantities, based on the old saying, “a maltodexin a day keeps the doctor away.”