From Chambongs to Saved By The Bell, here’s what’s on sale on Amazon today
In an effort to both serve our readers and help support The A.V. Club, we are going to post daily links to deals and interesting items that we find over on Amazon. If you use these links to click through and buy something—not just the thing you clicked—on Amazon, we will see a portion of that income. You don’t have to do that if you don’t want to, but if you do, know that we appreciate it.
The Chambong ($37.50)
It’s summer, right? And even though it’s only Monday, we—at least—could use a drink. But we don’t want a warm drink, because warm alcohol is gross. And we’re not millionaires, so chances are whatever we’re going to drink is going to be cheap, and we’re going to have to drink it quickly. Thus, allow us to introduce you to the Chambong, a device we can’t actually endorse, never having experienced it, but that we would try in a second, should one show up at our door. Available on Amazon for a mere $37.50 for two, Chambongs promise to aid in “rapid champagne consumption,” should that be a problem you struggle with. They’re made of borosilicate glass and are dishwasher-safe, and, if the accompanying text is to be believed, are essential in helping you “crush karaoke” and will “make your parents proud.” There’s probably no better way to choke down that half-empty $3.99 bottle of André you have from making mimosas yesterday.
Mini Pong ($32.30)
On that same tip, what about a miniature beer pong set that “is ready to go wherever you do”? Featuring a tethered ball and tiny shot-glass-sized cups, Mini Pong is a great way to teach your tweens the value of competitive drinking. Sure, it might be best to start then with Coke or milk or something, but if they can get their Pong technique down now, then they’ll be the hit of whatever college they go to down the road.
Saved By The Bell: The Complete Collection on DVD ($27)
For those more interested in slamming lockers than slamming beers, there’s this DVD set of every single Saved By The Bell episode. Spanning all five seasons and 86 episodes, this 13-disc set doesn’t include the Miss Bliss episodes, but it does include dozens if not hundreds of semi-witty Zack Morris-isms, and that’s enough for most SBTB fans.