Give yourself the present of Twin Peaks as Onion headlines

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The Lynchsplaining podcast turned the heads of owls and interdimensional entities yesterday when it paired stills from David Lynch’s enigmatic Twin Peaks with mind-numbing tweets from @dril, patron saint of the internet. The result was nearly as good as a brie and butter sandwich.
Now, after gifting us the image of Lynch’s Gordon Cole demanding access to “FUCKWEB,” the account’s pivoted to yet another inspired pairing: Twin Peaks and headlines from The Onion and ClickHole. Are we biased? Of course we are. The Onion and ClickHole are our beloved sister sites. Still, try and tell us each and every one of these isn’t damned fine.