Grant Morrison is disappointed in Jason Momoa's Lobo

Just as faint praise must feel like grace from a writer of Morrison’s caliber, damning criticism must feel like having all the warmth of one’s body sapped from them in an instant; at any rate, Morrison did not hold back in their critique of the actor’s performance. “It was, in fact, one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in a film and quite baffling, as I know Momoa’s not usually that bad and Lobo seems like a character made for him to play. Go figure.” There remain no official multi-film plans for DC’s Main Man, though the actor has spoken about the prospects of future outings as Lobo.

Morrison went on to correctly diagnose Supergirl‘s story issues—”all Supergirl had to do was bring Krypto with her to that yellow sun world, and the sun’s rays would have made the dog invulnerable again”—and take a poke at the film’s disposable villain, Krem Of The Yellow Hills. “They needn’t have bothered chasing after the dull and low-level Romanian gangster baddie [to] get the antidote after all!” Morrison also took the occasion to lightly reassess their initial take on Lanterns, which we also reckon is a pretty decent program. “The show has picked up nicely… I’ll watch until the end, but it’s probably not worth having any more opinions about the show until then. So shove that up your green ring, clickbait creators!” Hey, c’mon, Morrison—this clickbait chump adores your work!