Gretchen, stop trying to make Hocus Pocus 2 happen, it’s not going to happen
Because hope springs eternal, and also because the internet has roughly the memory of a goldfish, everybody keeps batting around the idea of Hocus Pocus 2 happening, even though any rumors about the idea are immediately quashed, like when Tina Fey started making a different witch-themed comedy and everybody lost their damn minds. But seriously, it’s time to stop trying to make Hocus Pocus 2 happen, because it’s not going to happen. The Wrap reports Bette Midler, who we’re pretty sure played the role of Ms. Hocus Pocus in the movie Hocus Pocus, has stepped in to announce there won’t be any sequel, so just quit it already.