In this deleted scene from Happy Endings’ second season, Penny (Casey Wilson) is visited by her future self, a yelled-herself-hoarse spinster who wears too much wrist jewelry, once took a two-year Disney cruise, and still says “ah-mah-zing.” (It might be her refusal to give up on that catchphrase that gives Present Penny the most pause.) Thankfully, you don’t have to wait 35 years to catch up with Wilson or any of her castmates: Happy Endings returns tonight on ABC at 9 p.m. Eastern—the same day the complete second-season DVD set is released. For a free chance to watch these and other hilarious deleted scenes (and considering the amount of improvising that’s done on this show, there’s plenty where Future Penny came from), enter to win a copy of the DVD set by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. It’s an opportunity so good, it’s ah-mah-zing. U.S. residents only, please. ARV of prize: $30. Employees of Onion Inc and their families are not eligible.
Yeah, it’s definitely time for that catchphrase to go.