Famously endearing grumpy-man Harrison Ford is teaming up with Ed Helms to star in a comedy about a couple of guys who form an unlikely friendship after a shipwreck leaves them stranded together—and also it’s based on a true story. What a collection of words and people! But wait, there’s more! According to a report from The Wrap, the most important and maybe only thing you actually need to know about this movie is that Harrison Ford will play an “unhinged sea captain.” Is the title of this movie important? NOT AT ALL, but we should probably include it anyway or someone will be annoyed. It’s called The Miserable Adventures Of Burt Squire Aboard The Horn High Yo. Two quick notes: One, this definitely sounds like an Ed Helms joint. And two, they should absolutely change that title.