c.Viral video stars Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon painfully stretching their fifteen minutes of viral video fame to a month.
d. A cold, dark abyss where laughter doesn't exist, and the silence is so loud, it screams.
e. A joke aging rapidly right before your eyes to a withered husk, like that Nazi in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade who drank from the wrong grail.
f. The longest, least enjoyable fuck on record.
g. I don't know, but I'm annoyed.
h. All of the above.
I think you know what the right answer is. To his credit, though, Kimmel let dead fucking jokes rest in peace on last night's show, and instead stole Letterman's comedy partner, Richard Simmons.
