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We’re big fans of Riverdale over here at The A.V. Club. In fact, some of us on staff pretty much communicate with each other exclusively in Jughead GIFs. (We’re weird, okay?) We pretty much can’t get enough of the CW charmer, and so we’ve decided to take our obsession to the masses with Dial M For Maple, our new podcast about the squeaky-clean little town with plenty of dirty laundry.

Each week a new episode of the show airs, we’ll drop an episode of Dial M For Maple breaking down said episode, and analyzing just what the heck is up with everything from Archie’s abs to the show’s film-noir vibes. To get you all as excited as we are, we’ve put together a little teaser and will drop our first full episode—a recap of the show’s first season—early next week. Please subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts. So grab a milkshake and a burger, because we’ve got a whole season of twists, turns, and Josie And The Pussycats performances ahead of us.