Help Wanted

Y'know, people are always asking us how they can get a job here.

We usually have to disappoint them, and if you're looking to write comedy, you may continue your disappointment.

There are, however, a whopping THREE A.V. Club-related positions now open, one in Chicago, one in Milwaukee, and one in Austin, where we plan to open a print edition soon.

http://www.theonion.com/content/jobs

Go there if you're interested. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.