Hospital fundraiser pulls Rob Schneider mid-act after horrified realization that they booked Rob Schneider
"We do not condone, accept, endorse, or share Mr. Schneider’s positions"

Having apparently failed to learn the genuinely valuable lessons of the American Republican party—a sentence that we were not, personally, expecting to type out in earnest today—a Canadian hospital foundation was forced to issue an apology this week after booking comedian Rob Schneider for a fundraising show, only to discover what “booking Rob Schneider” actually entails. Exact details about the material Schneider assayed at the Hospitals Of Regina foundation fundraising event this past Saturday haven’t become widely available just yet—although social media sources use lots of words like “transphobic,” “misogynistic,” and “anti-vaccine,” and very few words like “funny”—but the actual result is pretty clear: Schneider was asked to end his set mid-act, after multiple attendees booed him and walked out.