Nostalgia is a killer in I Know What You Did Last Summer
The '90s slasher gets a Gen-Z makeover in a violent follow-up that doesn't ever cut as deeply as its kills.
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“Nostalgia is worthless,” scoffs Julie James (Jennifer Love Hewitt) during the climax of I Know What You Did Last Summer, director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson’s “requel” (to quote a similar 2022 franchise resurrection) of the 1997 slasher. This sentiment, however true it feels in this current cinematic landscape of yieldless remakes and reboots, falls flat after the film’s previous 90 or so minutes, wherein characters reemerge to help defeat a killer that eerily resembles one that targeted them in their hometown 28 years prior.
Almost every aspect of I Know What You Did Last Summer is tailor-made to replicate or directly channel the original film, from the opening shot of choppy waters off the (alleged) North Carolina coast to the circumstances that motivate a group of friends to keep a dark secret. Save for a liberal dose of dialogue ripped straight from TikTok and the intrinsic horror of soulless modern architecture, there isn’t much else new that’s been injected into this premise. Even so, there are genuine moments of scary fun to be had here, largely propelled by a cast of rising talent that make their mark despite some muddled messaging.
After a booze-filled night celebrating the engagement of their best friends Danica (Madelyn Cline) and Teddy (Tyriq Withers), Ava (Chase Sui Wonders), Milo (Jonah Hauer-King) and Stevie (Sarah Pidgeon) decide to take a drive to a local overlook to watch the Fourth of July fireworks. Predictably, operating a vehicle while inebriated doesn’t prove to be the smartest decision, and the group soon finds themselves complicit in manslaughter. After ditching the evidence, they promise (some more reluctantly than others) not to blab for the sake of their collective freedom.
Exactly one year later, Ava, who skipped town shortly after the accident, flies back for Danica’s bridal shower. The pressure of keeping this promise has irrevocably altered the groups’ dynamic: Danica and Teddy have broken up, with the bride-to-be now set to marry an amiable alcoholic named Wyatt (Joshua Orpin); Stevie has outright replaced Ava as Danica’s best friend and confidant; and Milo and Ava’s connection now reads as more flimsy than flirtatious. Almost immediately after being reunited, the friends find themselves and their loved ones at the mercy of a homicidal maniac clad in a black slicker and wielding various kinds of maritime weaponry, most often a pointy fishhook.