Imagining a world where Siri is actually useful

Imagining a world where Siri is actually useful
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Maybe nobody watches commercials anymore (unless you're fast-forwarding to see who got chopped), but it's been hard to miss the latest ubiquitous Siri spot, depicting a kid speaking into his phone as he rises the ranks from "guy who attended a concert" to self-proclaimed "rock God." That commercial sucks for two reasons: 1) Siri never understands anyone that well, and 2) this recut version, brought to us via Reddit, shows that the people who made the commercial gave Siri an attitude adjustment. This is much more accurate: