In a more realistic Aladdin, “A Whole New World” would barely be audible

The flying carpet ride scene from Disney’s 1992 animated musical Aladdin is such an iconic, memorable movie moment that it’s already been the basis for two complete sketches on Saturday Night Live: this one and this one. Then there’s this parody from Family Guy and this one from Robot Chicken. Yep, that Aladdin scene has been parodied up, down, and sideways. Can this sweet scene possibly be undercut in any other nasty ways? Sure it can. This is the internet, after all, where anything resembling a romantic notion is quickly and ruthlessly executed so everyone can gather around and laugh at the corpse. A remix called “A Whole New World With Realistic Audio” points out a logical flaw in the whimsical scene: There’s no way Jasmine and Aladdin would be able to hear each other during their big romantic duet. Alan Menken’s melody and Tim Rice’s lyrics would be all but entirely drowned out by the wind as their carpet whisked them hither and yon over Agrabah. Here, take a look-see.