After almost 20 years of having her heroes refer to the unmagically gifted as “muggles”—the wizarding world’s most adorably British quasi-slur—J.K. Rowling has revealed that their magical cousins across the pond don’t employ the quirkily exclusionist term. Instead, the author revealed—as part of an Entertainment Weekly story on the upcoming Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them—that Americans use a still-awful but not nearly as charming label for their non-magical countrymen: “No-Maj” (as in “no magic, so we’d best not let them marry our kids”).
Reaction to the new lingo, which we’re guessing Harry Potter fans are going to hear a lot of when they go see Fantastic Beasts next year, has been as predictable and depressing as The Boy Who Lived’s post-graduate career. The revelation has already produced a number of unhappy tweets from fans, and even more articles eagerly cataloging them, full of responses like this: