James Franco is throwing a lot of spaghetti at the wall for his remake of the Lifetime Original Movie Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?—despite the fact that the project is already coming out of the gate a little weird thanks to the simple fact that it’s a James Franco-directed remake of a beloved(?) Lifetime movie. Franco is an artist, though, so if he’s going to do something then he’s going to do right, which—as we’ve previously reported—means that he’s introducing lesbian vampires to this otherwise traditional story of a college student stuck in an abusive relationship.