Jeep Thinks You're Pathetic

If the last 50 years of pop culture have taught us anything, it's that all nerds will eventually build a robot friend, Nicole Kidman was never properly thawed out after To Die For, and all problems can be solved by one incredible dance. But the most important thing we've learned from the last 50 years of pop culture is that cars are sentient beings. I mean, obviously. Fixed somewhere within the gears, every motor vehicle has eyes, ears, and a brain. Also, most cars love the song "Life Is A Highway."
Until this commercial for Jeep, however, I never considered that cars could read—or, that if they could read they would choose to read The Game. But apparently, that's what Jeeps are reading these days because in this commercial they're trying to neg everyone into buying a Jeep.