If you haven’t seen John Wick, you should probably not read this post. If you have, you know that it is the heartwarming story of a man and his dog, followed immediately by the heartwarming story of a man murdering everyone involved with murdering his dog. In the lead-up to John Wick: Chapter 2, which premieres this Friday, there has been much speculation about the presence of a new dog—will it, too, die? Will it get to kill? Will the dog talk, and if so, will it be funny? Can the dog skateboard? Does the dog wear glasses?
None of those questions are answered in the below short film, which imagines: What if it was John Wick who died, and his dog who did the revenge-killing? The short is notable mostly for the myriad solutions the dog creates for his lack of opposable thumbs, including pawing a phone in place and holding a gun in his mouth.