Jon Stewart on Trump's midterms message: Big Oil and cartoonish supervillainy

The Daily Show host calls Trump's final GOP pitch as "a kind of tie a helpless maiden to a railroad track, Looney Tunes villainy."

Jon Stewart on Trump's midterms message: Big Oil and cartoonish supervillainy

There was a time before we all had to wake up to the destabilizing reality of a Donald Trump presidency. You know, when late-night comics could joke about partisan bickering rather than, say, an American leader openly praising murderous dictators while mobilizing the state to hide his involvement in a massive sex trafficking ring. But, as Jon Stewart’s Monday examination of Donald Trump’s message going into next Tuesday’s midterm elections revealed, those days are gone. Or, as Stewart so ably summed things up, “How the fuck is this real?”

Now, Trump supporters might scoff, but an exasperated Stewart brought the timely receipts. After a Fox News reporter fled abruptly from a young white male Trump rallygoer rather eloquently explaining that his main concerns going into the midterm election are the inflation and instability brought by Trump’s Iran war boondoggle (“Cut away, we’ve got a reader!”), the Daily Show host could only sit back and marvel at Trump’s actual closing message—ass, Big Oil, extortion of veterans, and attacks on Muslims and sexual abuse victims. 

First up: Ass. While Trump’s recent obsession with the tight, toned buttocks of his male supporters has no doubt caused some confusion with those attracted by his usual homophobia, Trump at least swerved back to straight-up hetero ogling by openly praising MAGA singer and fellow buddy to sex offenders Nicki Minaj. “He’s like Yogi Bear floating towards a pie on a windowsill,” Stewart accurately described Trump’s focus during Minaj’s rally speech. 

Next: Big Oil. While that young man might have been concerned that he can’t afford to fill up his truck, Trump’s focus (apart from all the big, juicy asses all around him) was on how his slogging-along Iran war has made oil companies “trillions of dollars.” Or as Stewart distilled this message to beleaguered consumers over a picture of Exxon and Shell logos, “I know you’re hurting, but these guys are killing it.”

Okay, then there’s Islamophobia. To Trump’s even-for-him nakedly racist attacks on surging progressive Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Stewart could only hold up his lighter and cry, “Oh! He’s playing ‘Scary Muslim’ from 2016! I love the hits!”

After that, there’s the Ohio gubernatorial candidacy of Amy Acton against Trump pal Vivek Ramaswamy, where the Republican aired an ad featuring Acton’s estranged mother calling her daughter a liar. Ugly, sure, but just dirty politics, right? Well, Stewart could only steel himself to explain that the accusation is coming from a woman Acton hasn’t spoken to in the 50 years since [deep breath] her mother’s husband raped her as a child, forcing the man (named Cledith) to flee state charges. Oh, and Acton’s mom was later indicted for murdering kittens. None of that kept Ramaswamy and Trump from defending the ad, with Trump attacking NBC reporter Monica Alba as “a horrible little reporter” for asking about it. 

As Stewart stated, essentially quoting Waylon Smithers, “Ladies and gentlemen, there is evil and then there is evil that can only be described as cartoonish.” Breaking out an animated “cartoonishly evil random word generator” to see if Trump could possibly top all of this, Stewart chuckled that not even Trump could come up with the spin, “Extort veterans with cancer.” (Plays clip of Trump threatening that, if Republicans lose next Tuesday, veterans from Camp Lejeune suffering from cancer due to contaminated drinking water will not get their legally awarded settlement money.)  

In the end, all Stewart could do was urge people, strongly, to vote, noting that the midterms will be where we “Find out if Americans care, in any way, about the reckless shitshow of an administration that we’ve all been subjected to, lo these past almost two years.”

 

 
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