On the heels of his surprisingly non-annoying turn in Live Free Or Die Hard, Kevin Smith recently spoke with MTV.com about his next two projects: Red State (a horror movie that Smith compares to The Shining… presumably the made-for-TV one) and Zack And Miri Make A Porno (self-explanatory). The films thankfully won't take place in Smith's "View Askewniverse," although familiar faces Rosario Dawson and Jason Mewes–a.k.a. the luckiest dumb bastard in the movie industry–are likely to pop up.